Alexandra Courtney Mead is a twenty year old English major studying at what she believes to be the finest academic institution in the world. Go Heels, Go America, and Go to Hell Duke. She hails originally from Virginia, though raised in the great state of North Cackalacky. Her southern upbringing by two Yankee parents has given her an indescribable charm (or sometimes lack thereof).
Among other famous and infamous identities, Alexandra considers herself a southern belle with a frat star mentality, a whiskey connoisseur, a sarcastic wordsmith, and an avid world traveler. She also holds the triple national title as Twitter, Snapchat, and Instagram Queen. Alexandra is additionally unofficially diagnosed as an incurable caffeine addict and is taking donations to support her Diet Coke diet. She is also a sales representative for Kiss My Southern Sass. (Discount code: AlexandraMead)
Miss Mead is an aspiring writer and plans on pursuing a career as a high school English teacher upon getting her Master's degree. Eventually, Alexandra seeks to get her PhD and teach at the university level. Until then, she's struggling through the single lifestyle and highs and lows of college debauchery, brandishing a pen in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other. Plot twist: she's actually Blair Waldorf.
- Anonymous said:It is real nice for you guys to be positive about english major and not wanting to be a teacher but... please don't say you will get a REAL job or that you won't end up like that. It is a little discouraging as I act want to be a teacher!
I wasn’t going to respond to this, but it got me very mad.
I have never- AND WOULD NEVER- ...
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